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Pretty Boys, Tough Boys, and Tired Boys - The ND & G5 Preview

Pretty Boys, Tough Boys, and Tired Boys - The ND & G5 Preview

Being a mascot handler for the University of Montana’s Monte the Bear and protecting him from old ladies who kept grabbing his ass

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Fat Coaches, Adultery, and Banger Games - The SEC Preview

Fat Coaches, Adultery, and Banger Games - The SEC Preview

...he also got caught calling hookers on a school-issued phone at Ole Miss, though thankfully the Lord has Forgiven him

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Atrocities Against The Innocent, Fat Quarterbacks, and Perennial Underachievers - The Big Ten Preview

Atrocities Against The Innocent, Fat Quarterbacks, and Perennial Underachievers - The Big Ten Preview

If Ohio State and Michigan are the United States that makes Indiana Fiji. Or France. They never win shit.

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Brittney Griner, Kristi Noem, & Barbaro – The Politically Correct ACC Preview

Brittney Griner, Kristi Noem, & Barbaro – The Politically Correct ACC Preview

Realignment is a poorly disguised social experiment and if Pavlov were alive he should embed himself with the Stanford and Cal fanbases.

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Mormons, Mullets, & Margs - 2024 Big 12 Preview

Mormons, Mullets, & Margs - 2024 Big 12 Preview

Turns out being overshadowed by Bob Huggins being a drunk homophobe and resigning will save your job. 

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The DMV, US Foreign Policy, & Fried Chicken - 4 Questions from 4th & Forever

The DMV, US Foreign Policy, & Fried Chicken - 4 Questions from 4th & Forever

And no, Rand, I have never burned a couch but I do like beer, fire, and Country Roads.

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Goya Beans, Baby Gronk, & NATO - Conference Realignment Refresher

Goya Beans, Baby Gronk, & NATO - Conference Realignment Refresher

Speaking of colonoscopies, Kennesaw State better have good insurance because they might be living at the outpatient clinic this fall.

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Billy & Willie - Coaching Storylines to Watch in 2024

Billy & Willie - Coaching Storylines to Watch in 2024

Chad Morris ran the program into the ground worse than that drunk captain on the Exxon Valdez.

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Oil Money, Buffaloes, & Jesus - The Best College Football Stadiums

Oil Money, Buffaloes, & Jesus - The Best College Football Stadiums

The Deacs only lost because Te’o was playing hard in honor of his fake and fake-dead girlfriend.

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Rocks, Horses, & PVC Pipes - The Best and Worst CFB Traditions

Rocks, Horses, & PVC Pipes - The Best and Worst CFB Traditions

I can’t even imagine how lifeless it must be for a noon game against Boston College in early October.

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Coaches Are Being Silly As The Sport Crumbles Around Us

Coaches Are Being Silly As The Sport Crumbles Around Us

Rumors swirled about playing their home games at Soldier Field, Wrigley Field, or whichever cartel-backed corporation bought the White Sox stadium naming rights with Bitcoin.

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Deion Praises His Son, So We Praise Ours

Deion Praises His Son, So We Praise Ours

I don’t know what blackmail he has over Sean Payton and the Broncos front office to warrant a first-round pick but it must be juicy.

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